Funny cat and dog diaries

This is kind of funny!!!

THE DOG'S DIARY:

7 am- Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!

8 am- Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9 am- Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!

Noon- Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!

2 pm- Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!

3 pm- Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!

4 pm- Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!

6 pm- Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!

7 pm- Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!

8 pm- Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9 pm- Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!

11 pm- Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!

THE CAT'S DIARY:

Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today, my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Maybe I should try this at the topof the stairs.In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I onceagain induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair - must try thison their bed.Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt tomake them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fearinto their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a goodlittle kitty cat I was. This is not working according to plan.There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed insolitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear thenoise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that myconfinement was due to my powers of inducing something called"allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to myadvantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. Thedog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He isobviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He speaks with them regularly, and I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal box, his safety is assured. But I can wait. It's only a matter of time.